[there's a figure in the distance, running, coming closer every second, and you would eventually realize as Sakamoto bursts out of the burning forest, not wearing a stitch of clothing]

Ahahaha...!

[camera from the waist up, pant, pant, doubles over briefly, giving the camera a nice view of his rear end]

...

Not again! That was... a close one!

[The camera is focused on the onsen. There are sake bottles lined up on the rocks. Beyond its range someone is speaking in a familiar sounding carefree friendly drawl.Aha... well, that was a pretty strange way to spend a birthday. Not unpleasant, mind you. Just different. But now that Birginia's back on land and all, might be time for a little ( Read more... )

[There is one very naked dreadlocked man, clad in nothing save silly purple sunglasses, boots, and a cowboy hat, in the forest. The camera stops short of making the view NSFW but dips disturbingly low along his hips every now and then.The view is really not unpleasant. After a moment or so of disoriented waking, he stumbles to his feet and ( Read more... )